Posted 17 minutes ago

racervonschweetz:

film meme» must watch before you die [4/10]: Clue (1985)

Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong and disposable.” 

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Posted 19 minutes ago

ravendorkholme:

marcelines-pet:

of-castles-and-converses:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

Awwwwwww cutie

that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck

dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics  are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times

Captain Chaotic Neutral.

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Posted 21 minutes ago

mare-moment:

mare-moment:

My snapchat story y’all

WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES HAHAHAH

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Posted 22 minutes ago

freakyfeatures:

hey, so are we on a “tu” basis or are we still pretty “vous”

Posted 26 minutes ago
The process of forgiving yourself for not being enough for someone you really cared about is not easy, as a matter of fact it sucks. It’s totally worth the effort though. It’s worth it because whether he’s the one that got away or the one who you walked away from, you have to face yourself in the mirror every single day and beating yourself up for someone who would not be willing to walk across the kitchen for you is unhealthy and probably keeping you from finding the one guy who will be willing to walk across the solar system for you.
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Posted 2 hours ago
xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

(Source: beesmygod)

Posted 2 hours ago

joshedmond:

one of my favorite things about exercising is being a lazy piece of shit the rest of the day absolutely guilt free